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Oh, a visitor! Come in, come in. Mind Biscuit, he'll want to be your best friend.
Nana's total
$12,480.27
+400.0% all timeNana reads this as "4.00%". She's pleased either way.
- G+400%$GMA"It's named after me, dear."
- F+212%Friendly FrogIt smiled at me.
- S+9,040%Soup Co.Bought in 1971. Never sold.
- 870%Grandpa's bagsSold in 1987. We don't talk about it.
Power to the grandmas. Nana holds the line.
Grandma discovered crypto. She buys whatever looks friendly, she has had diamond hands since 1971, and somehow she's up 400%. Paper hands are for Grandpa. Her dog Biscuit thinks you're his best friend. Come in, look around, and find the ten things hiding in her house.
Mother of all soup sessions
Every Sunday at noon, the whole street comes over for soup. Nana registered the recipe in her own name. Nobody can short Nana's soup.
Diamond hands index
who's holdingTop grandmas
New in the family
latest additions- Friendly FrogAdopted Monday · lives in the pond+212%
2 days - The mailmanBest friend (according to Biscuit)300
letters a day - Neighbor on the benchSold the bottom · gets daily soup−80%
healing - The gnomeHolding a HOLD sign since 201115y
diamond hands
Hold the line LIVE
Nana's wisdom
from the back of her recipe cardsIf the frog looks friendly, buy the frog.
Nana doesn't sell. Nana has soup to make.
Red candles are still candles, dear. Light one and relax.
Nana doesn't know what a rug pull is. Nana has one rug and she's keeping it.
One grandma alone is sweet. Three grandmas at bingo move markets.
Your grandfather sold in 1987. We don't talk about your grandfather.
Buy low, bake cookies, check back in spring.